Title: THE WITCHES OF
EASTWICK
Date: 6/15/1995; Publication: Magill's
Survey of Cinema;
Magill's Survey of Cinema
06-15-1995
THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK
Abstract:
George Miller's film begins with the general design of John Updike's satiric
novel about women frustrated by middle age and unworthy men and lovers, which
wickedly suggests that any intelligent and sensitive woman may have the power
and potential of becoming a witch. Michael Cristofer's
screenplay alters the focus, however, so that the film becomes mainly a Jack
Nicholson vehicle. In the novel, the three witches are the central characters.
They conjure up the devil (Daryl Van Horne, played by Nicholson), who seduces
them and then married a younger woman who does not appear in the film. The
witches send the devil back to Hell and are left together at his estate to rear
the children he has fathered by them. The film works broadly for comedy, unlike
the novel, which is far more subtle and satiric.
Summary:
John Updike is a prestigious writer, and
Understandably, then, Updike's readers were bound to be bothered and bewildered
(though perhaps bewitched) by the film version directed by Australian George
Miller in 1986, released in June of 1987, and only loosely based upon the
novel. The film is little more than a cartoon reduction of the original story
about three divorcees who discover that they have supernatural powers, which
they use, sometimes spitefully, to terrorize people they dislike in the
The witches are led by the artist-earthmother
Alexandra, who at thirty-eight, is the eldest of the three. She makes curious
female figurines called ``bubbies,'' sculpted with
distinctive anatomical enlargements. Jane, who plays the cello, is the most
malicious of the three. Sukie, the youngest, is a
writer, hacking away as a journalist for a local paper, the Eastwick
WORD. All three have artistic temperaments, and in the novel, they know from
the beginning that they have supernatural powers. The film reduces their
bitchiness as well as their witchiness. It also
diminishes their spirit.
Updike wickedly suggests that the power of witchcraft exists in all
intelligent, independent, artistic women and that such power can be liberated
by female frustration and contempt for men. The local men, whom they use for
their carnal pleasures, are relatively stupid and defenseless against their
charms. After the witches have worked terrible hexes on their local
adversaries, other women in town start to hex them. The film ignores their
nastier tendencies, making the women rather ordinary; it opts instead for a
bland kind of bewitching comedy where they are concerned. Updike's comedy,
often bordering on satire, is far more sophisticated than that of the film.
Updike's plot turns on the appearance of a wealthy, mysterious inventor who
comes to town to purchase a local mansion, presumably summoned by the witches,
testing their powers. His name is Daryl Van Horne and he seems to be the Devil.
The film makes no mistake about his demoniac identity, taking the story one
step beyond the reality that Updike meticulously creates, flattening it out and
making it obvious. In both versions, the witches seem to have conjured him, and
in both he takes possession of the three sexually. In the novel, however, he
finally marries a young woman named Jenny, who is then hexed to death by the
three very jealous witches.
The cinematic version omits the character of Jenny, consciously undercutting
the malevolence of the three female leads,
The most major transformation, no doubt, concerns the Van Horne character,
which is redesigned as yet another Nicholson loony, making the film look like
an unnatural mating of THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK and THE SHINING (1980). Updike's
often-elegant and wickedly amusing novel is not exactly improved by a
transformation that turns it into a Stephen King-styled Gothic tale about the
Devil.
Nevertheless, it is often amusing to watch Nicholson overact and draw new
business out of his evil bag of tricks. That wicked flamboyance surely
justified whatever extravagance might have been budgeted for his salary.
Nicholson's seduction scenes, first with
The film builds to a spectacular conclusion, moreover,
as the novel does not, as the three witches focus their powers to hex Van Horne
out of their lives after he has attempted to punish them for turning their
backs on him. The film's finale looks like something out of GHOSTBUSTERS
(1984), only slightly more serious. Superior special effects create a ghastly
spectacle that is all flash and trash.
In the novel, Van Horne forms an apparently homosexual attachment with Jenny's
brother after she dies, and the two of them simply go away together. There is
no big finale and no excuse for special effects. In the film, all three witches
become pregnant and give birth to sons after they have sent Van Horne back to
where he belongs. They continue to live in harmony together at his Eastwick estate and thwart his attempts to communicate with
his offspring from the ``other side.'' This conclusion, though flashy and good
for a final laugh, has nothing to do with Updike, who almost keeps his
narrative within the bounds of ordinary reality.
Clearly, the film was not made for the readers of John Updike but as an excuse
for Nicholson to flaunt his extravagant tricks, including a replaying of his
mad scene in THE SHINING, played here in a village street in the light of day.
The film explodes with his energy, enhanced by special effects, while the
witches merely provide entertaining support. Van Horne, a character of some
mystery and magnitude in Updike's original, is simplified as a cartoon
misogynist and a ``horny little devil,'' made idiotic by his own words.
One discerns a potential problem of focus in Updike's novel. This problem is
solved in the film rather crudely by compressing and reinventing the action and
by decimating the characters. Cristofer's screenplay
distances the witches that Updike so carefully individualized. It deprives the
viewer of an adequate context, as when the witches victimize an obnoxious,
self-righteous neighbor by having her spit up the sweepings from their kitchen
floors. In the novel, their motive is sexual and spiteful. The film version
attempts to simplify and improve this sequence by having Felicia (Veronica
Cartwright) vomiting cherry pits (in church, no less), intercut
with Nicholson feeding the witches cherries as they skinny-dip in his pool. The
mischief here is inspired by Nicholson, not by the witches, and the film fails
to make clear exactly what may be happening.
Moreover, in the novel Van Horne is not the only man in the witches' lives,
just as they are not the only women in his, though he is, to be sure, the most
exciting. Updike's witches are not merely sexually repressed singles, just
waiting for a sexy devil to detonate them. Regardless of Nicholson's flamboyant
lechery (which is clearly played for laughs), the film is relatively chaste
when compared to the rampant adultery that dominates the novel.
Updike did not bother to see this motion picture, but after friends had told
him that the filmed treatment only slightly resembled his text, he wrote a
piece for THE NEW YORK TIMES entitled ``Seen the Movie? Read the Book!'' Updike
took the commonsensical position that novelists who sell the rights to their
work to
He took solace in the fact, however, that ``the text is always there, for the
ideal reader to stumble upon, to enter, to reanimate,...readily
recoverable and potentially as alive as on the day it was first scribbled.''
Books will be sold, and filmmakers ``owe nothing to the authors of books they
adapt except the money they have agreed to pay them.'' Regardless, books are
eternal, and the text will survive for those curious enough to seek out the
author's original intention, and his irony, elegance, and wit. The worst
Evaluated purely as a film, however, THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK is far better than
the usual
Country of Origin:
Release Date: 1987
Production Line:
Neil Canton, Peter Guber, and Jon Peters; released by
Warner Bros.
Director: George Miller
Cinematographer: Vilmos Zsigmond
File Editor: Richard Francis-Bruce and Hubert C. De La Bouollerie
Additional Credits:
ART DIRECTION - Polly Platt
SPECIAL EFFECTS - Industrial Light and Magic
MAKEUP - Rob Bottin
MUSIC - John Williams
MPAA Rating: R
Run Time: 122 minutes
Cast:
Daryl Van Horne - Jack Nicholson
Alexandra Medford - Cher
Jane Spofford - Susan Sarandon
Sukie Ridgemont - Michelle
Pfeiffer
Felicia Alden - Veronica Cartwright
Clyde Alden - Richard Jenkins
Walter Neff - Keith Joakum
Fidel - Carel Struycker
Review Sources:
Commonweal. CXIV, July 17, 1987, p.421
Fantasy and Science Fiction. LXXIII, October, 1987, p.74
Films in Review. XXXVIII, October, 1987, p.490
Literature/Film Quarterly. XV, number 3, p.151
Los Angeles Times. June 12, 1987, VI, p.1
The New York Times. June 12, 1987, p. C3
The New Yorker. LXIII, June 29,
1987, p.72
Newsweek. CIX, June 15, 1987, p.71
Time. CXXIX, June 22, 1987, p.76
The Washington Post. June 12, 1987, p. D1
Named persons in Production Credits:
Neil Canton
Peter Guber
Jon Peters
Studios named in Production Credits:
Warner Bros.
Screenplay (Author):
Michael Cristofer
John Updike
Color
Video Available.
Genre:
Comedy, Science Fiction/Fantasy
Award Citations:
Academy Awards - Nomination - Music (Original Score) - John Williams
Academy Awards - Nomination - Sound - Wayne Artman
Academy Awards - Nomination - Sound - Tom Beckert
Academy Awards - Nomination - Sound - Tom Dahl
Academy Awards - Nomination - Sound - Art Rochester
New York Film Critics - Winner - Best Actor - Jack Nicholson
British Academy Awards - Winner - Special Visual Effects - Michael Owens
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